Reasons why Doug should buy a K900

"GeorgeyBoy" (georgeyboy)
12/19/2014 at 13:36 • Filed to: None

1. No one else will.

2. Seriously you'd be like the only one.

3. Imagine the fun telling people that this isn't just a Kia but a really expensive Kia.

4. You'd be driving a Kia.

5. Still driving a Kia.

6. Trying to convince people that you're not going through financial difficulties because you're driving a Kia.

7. Trying to justify spending $60k on a Kia.

8. Crying because you spent $60k on a Kia.

9. Getting hate mail because you bought a Kia.

10. Kia.

DISCUSSION (15)

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > GeorgeyBoy
12/19/2014 at 13:37

Won't devalue either since he won't be able to sell it once he's done with it!

For Sweden > GeorgeyBoy
12/19/2014 at 13:39

But Doug can call Kia's press pool and get a free K900

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > GeorgeyBoy
12/19/2014 at 13:40

I really want to read about him trying to explain this purchase by using the phrase, "It's basically a Korean Lexus LS." just to know how people react upon hearing those words.

Tripper > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
12/19/2014 at 13:41

Sounds about right to me

thismightbemylastburner > GeorgeyBoy
12/19/2014 at 13:47

A commendable suggestion for sure. But I would still be more interested in a 25-year old Japan market-only import. There are a few cars in there that would be absolute gold mines for articles. I'd read probably one article about a K900.